It was a James Bond movie and there was only one Bond, but he was played by two people, Timothy Dalton and Mr. Rogers.
Yes, Mr. Rogers.
And there was a play to blow up something and DaltonBond was for it, but RogersBond was against it. So we all end up in this car, my family and, at this point, RogersBond, and he tells me not to light the fuse, but I told him too bad, we're lighting it anyway. So I light the fuse and RogersBond becomes DaltonBond and then the car suddenly veers off course and slams into my house, which explodes in a huge ball of fire (everyone got out safely).
So then the landlord (no idea where he came from) decides that he's gonna build us a brand new house WHILE the other house is still burning and exploding, so we have this brand new house full of expensive italian liquors to drink, but milk for RogersBond, since he doesn't drink, and we had to make a bunch of promises to the landlord, one of which involved drinking the wine at every mean, except for RogersBond who could drink milk, and some other weird stuff, and then my alarm went off.
Am I crazy?