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When Did I Become Thirty?
or "Wait, there are people who were born in 1994?!"
Excellentness... 
18th-Jul-2003 03:09 am
Calnhobbes
Sure, it may be rude, but whatever, since DJ broke up with me my life couldn't have been any better. PERFECTNESS!

One, I got an awesome job at Strawberries...I LOVE my job! The people are so great, and I'm learning a bunch of stuff, I hope I get to stay there for a good long time.

Two, and I know this sounds like woman-bashing, but I promise it's not directed towards all women, I no longer have to put up with female bullshit. Ladies, men hate hate HATE the following questions:

- "What are you thinking?"
- "What's wrong?"
- "Are you mad at me?"
- "Why is your dick in my ass?"

OK, maybe not the last one...

Three, it was my BIRTHDAY for chrissakes.

Four, I am happy. Happy happy, perfectly happy. I haven't felt this good in a long long time. Everything's at ease, I am laid-back, relaxed, smiling, laughing, and loving life...

My happy happy meter is off the friggin' charts...hooray for singledom!
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18th-Jul-2003 08:33 am (UTC)
Heh, we should start a coalition!

Singles for Free Love Sessions!

SFLS!

Syphillis!
18th-Jul-2003 03:36 am (UTC)
You mean you dated D.J. Hamilton? You realize she's 43 and been through 4 divorces?!?
19th-Jul-2003 09:41 pm (UTC)
Nah...'Net Showdown can have her! :-P
20th-Jul-2003 05:09 am (UTC) - Re:
Good! :) It wouldn't be the same without her. FWIW, the character Deej is based on a real person -- but "D.J. Hamilton" isn't her real name.
20th-Jul-2003 07:24 pm (UTC)
heh, FWIW the character Steve Michaels is based on a real person, but that's not HIS real name either :P
18th-Jul-2003 11:32 am (UTC)
No he means DJ Tanner!
DUH!
18th-Jul-2003 01:54 pm (UTC)
Try getting those questions without getting any.
19th-Jul-2003 08:09 pm (UTC)
adam!

join my club in which i along with one other are the only members! it's called the "bask in the singleness" club! we've got buttons made and everything!

hehe... ;)
19th-Jul-2003 09:22 pm (UTC)
I want a button!
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