Sure, it may be rude, but whatever, since DJ broke up with me my life couldn't have been any better. PERFECTNESS!
One, I got an awesome job at Strawberries...I LOVE my job! The people are so great, and I'm learning a bunch of stuff, I hope I get to stay there for a good long time.
Two, and I know this sounds like woman-bashing, but I promise it's not directed towards all women, I no longer have to put up with female bullshit. Ladies, men hate hate HATE the following questions:
- "What are you thinking?"
- "What's wrong?"
- "Are you mad at me?"
- "Why is your dick in my ass?"
OK, maybe not the last one...
Three, it was my BIRTHDAY for chrissakes.
Four, I am happy. Happy happy, perfectly happy. I haven't felt this good in a long long time. Everything's at ease, I am laid-back, relaxed, smiling, laughing, and loving life...
My happy happy meter is off the friggin' charts...hooray for singledom!