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When Did I Become Thirty?
or "Wait, there are people who were born in 1994?!"
An Open Thank You Letter to my Ex-Girlfriend (Version 1.1) 
20th-Jul-2003 12:38 am
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Dear DJ,
Thank you...Thank you for the past three years, thank you for all the things you gave to me, thank you for the unlimited access to your vagina...thank you mostly, however, for not coming into the store the other night, because it allowed me two entertaining moments:

1. The ability to see you throw a fit on the sidewalk
and 2. The ability to see your best bitch of a friend Julie Hammer stomp around like a three year old whose mother won't buy her candy.

Give her a big fuck you from me.

Finally, thank you for breaking up with me, and allowing me to focus on myself and not me along with all your female bullshit. It's so peaceful not to have to worry about where you're drunk at tonight, or who you're out clubbing with. Thanks a bunch...

Sincerely you're not-so-secret non-admirer,
Adam C. Salzer

You wanted asshole, here's your asshole...
Comments 
20th-Jul-2003 07:14 am (UTC)
that is by far thee coolest thing to read when you first wake up. BAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!! right on man. stay strong. and remember that you can never say "fuck it" too much. your friend, jaden
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21st-Jul-2003 08:49 am (UTC) - Re:
ok then. and yes they do. :)
20th-Jul-2003 07:14 am (UTC)
that is by far thee coolest thing to read when you first wake up. BAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!! right on man. stay strong. and remember that you can never say "fuck it" too much. your friend, jaden
20th-Jul-2003 07:26 pm (UTC)
Do you have AIM perchance?
21st-Jul-2003 08:53 am (UTC)
yes i do, and i just added ya. ill surprise ya if i ever get on there again. :p
20th-Jul-2003 07:38 am (UTC)
Shit dood...kickass!

And eat swiss cake wolls.
20th-Jul-2003 07:28 pm (UTC)
Hooway foh Swiss Cake Wolls!
20th-Jul-2003 10:58 am (UTC)
Wow Adam that was only Version 1.1 I can only imagine what else is to come.
20th-Jul-2003 07:32 pm (UTC)
It's just 1.1 cause I added that part at the end that starts with "Finally,"
20th-Jul-2003 08:45 pm (UTC)
wow.
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30th-Jul-2003 07:18 pm (UTC) - Re: RIGHT ON !!!
Man...this entry got a lot more comments than I thought it would! I feel all...important or something!
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