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Yeah, yeah, I missed number eight...sue me :)
Course I could've just accidentally skipped over it when skimming titles.
Anyway, here's number 10/11:
11. Make the child your babysitting drown himself in your backyard pool.
Course in my yard the kid'd have to dig out the pool first...do the masonry, install the fixtures and the filter and all that shit, then fill it with water, and that's a lot of work just to drown...he'd probably think better of it eventually...