Officer Timothy J. Cashman of the Portsmouth PD!
So I got into a car accident today, driving out of PHS I rear-ended this woman who was stopped in traffic cause I wasn't paying full attention to the road. Not the bad part, we get out, start exchanging information, and she says she should go get the cop down the road. I agree, though now I see I shouldn't have. So she gets him, and comes back, she starts writing down her stuff, he writes down my stuff, and our boy cashman walks up.
I'm not going to detail everything that happened, but merely make a note that says that this guy spent the entire time acting as though WE were interrupting something important in HIS day. Because apparently sitting on your ass in the Mormon Church parking lot is SUCH a HUUUUGE responsibility, that WE were the assholes for giving him something to do!
I'm also going to get ticketed for having two underage passengers without seatbelts. No, they weren't wearing them while we were moving, but by the time the cop got there, we'd been sitting, car in park, for a good ten minutes. Apparently, though, the law is as long as the key is in the ignition...and that's retarded.
So, Timothy J. Cashman of the Portsmouth, NH Police Department, YOU are our 2003 douchebag of the year for acting as though doing YOUR JOB was a gigantic pain in the ass.
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