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When Did I Become Thirty?
or "Wait, there are people who were born in 1994?!"
And another: 
15th-Jan-2004 08:12 pm
Marijuana Can:

13. Get you kicked off your school's basketball team, thereby costing them the championship.

Because apparently I'M the ONLY good player on the team...well then let me say that if I'm the only player on the team with any skill...there was no chance we'd win the championship anyway...
15th-Jan-2004 05:24 pm (UTC)
Have you listed the one where the swim team member misses the meet cuz she's getting high, and the one where the babysitter lets the kid wander near the pool cuz she's getting stizz-noned?
15th-Jan-2004 06:50 pm (UTC)
Got the baby in the pool one...haven't seen the swim team one, but it'll go up when I see it...
15th-Jan-2004 06:35 pm (UTC)
Yeah I saw that commercial for the first time this evening. I thought the same thing, you can't make it to the championship with just one good player.

Unless you're Teen Wolf.
15th-Jan-2004 07:06 pm (UTC)
also, wouldn't that promote smoking pot? all the other kids suck at basketball and they dont smoke it, yet the best player does. YES, smoking will make me kick ass...

just a side note, if youve been to, whatsyourantidrug.com or something along those lines, they have a bunch of pre-ready picks. One of those picks is, 'The Beatles'! How can the Beatles, a band only outdone in drug taking by the grateful dead and phish, be considered an antidrug? again, if anything, i look at the beatles and think, 'wow, if i do tons of drugs, i'll kick ass too!'
18th-Jan-2004 11:30 pm (UTC)
I just went to that site and submitted "marijuana" as my anti-drug...

I actually posted their FAQ in a post this past year...it was the most retarded thing I'd ever read...mainly because it includes the phrase "Creep Factor Nine" and tries to be hip and cool and...it's not...
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