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When Did I Become Thirty?
or "Wait, there are people who were born in 1994?!"
You're about to enter a world... 
31st-Jan-2004 09:11 pm
Satchel by BrainySmurf
A world where rules don't exist...
A world where there are no allies...
A world where your status is judged by the amount of crap you've put into the car you drive...

The world...of the Greenland thugs...

Kirby and I went to pick up Liz and on the way back we stopped at McDonald's cause we were hungry. Well, I guess these thugs had claimed it as their turf, or something, and originally we were laughing at what we'd been doing, cause Kirby had been flipping out that the ice cream machine was broken. Apparently they took offense to this, and Kirby started laughing at them...

They talked some smack inside then came out into the parking lot. We're sitting in my car at the drive through, and these kids, all eight of them, start talking shit to Kirby. Kirby's trying to respond, but he's too busy laughing to say anything. Meanwhile these kids are calling him a faggot and a pussy, and challenging him to a fight, and then calling him a pussy some more cause he won't get out of the car. Kirby points out, "There are eight of you!" and one of them starts saying, "Just me, then, just me!" as if when Kirby started beating the shit out of him, his runnin' buddies weren't gonna jump in...

Eventually they realize that we're not scared of them, they ARE trying to be tough at a McDONALD'S for chrissakes, and that we're not going to become scared of them, they all jump in their Civics and leave...

*sigh* fuckin retards...
Comments 
1st-Feb-2004 03:03 am (UTC)
Once my friends and I went to a McDonald's on Woodward in Detroit and this homeless man jumped in front of our car and demanded money. We refused and he said "come on give me money...I'm white like you!"

Where the hell is the McDonald's police when this shit goes down?

p.s. Gay Pimp RULZ!
1st-Feb-2004 03:05 am (UTC) - Re:
just for that comment I would of given him money...

xCDx
1st-Feb-2004 03:07 am (UTC)
we didn't expect that comment, that's for sure.

but I don't discriminate...I don't give handouts to anyone
1st-Feb-2004 03:38 am (UTC)
well tell him to go punch someone, and than you'll give him money... bumfights mang...

xCDx
1st-Feb-2004 03:06 am (UTC)
Are these kids locals, so we could go find them later and I could tape some Kirby and wigger ass beatdown ??

xCDx
4th-Feb-2004 11:22 pm (UTC) - Re:
very local..i probably live near them...
4th-Feb-2004 11:23 pm (UTC) - Re:
hmmmm... well if you do and I can get a crew together it might be up for some V3 taping...

xCDx
4th-Feb-2004 11:24 pm (UTC) - Re:
wait how old are they.. simple assault is one thing, however beating up young-ins sucks for jail time...

xCDx
5th-Feb-2004 04:30 am (UTC) - Re:
yeah, they're high school hockey thugz
5th-Feb-2004 04:33 am (UTC) - Re:
damn-it...

xCDx
1st-Feb-2004 06:03 am (UTC)
OH SNAP SON! ASHTON, U GOT PUNKKEDZ!

Hah, I hate kids like that. Everyone knows all the cool people get in fights at Taco Bell.
1st-Feb-2004 08:12 pm (UTC)
Wow, that's beyond special...

It's people like that which makes me wonder about the condition of mankind...
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