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When Did I Become Thirty?
or "Wait, there are people who were born in 1994?!"
A List of Rules and Guidelines for Toll Booth Patrons: 
4th-Feb-2004 09:01 pm
Productions
First, the yes and no's...

- No, my arm does not bend back that far, slow down
- No, if you drive past the booth and have to get out of your car, I will not get out and meet you half way
- No, I do not like stretching to reach you cause you stopped three feet from the booth
- Yes, if you do something stupid like drop your change onto the ground I will laugh at you when you drive away
- Yes, I was looking down your shirt
- Yes, you do look like a fool when you have to stop and open your car door to give me your change
- No, no one wants to see your winged eagle impression, roll your window down farther
- Yes, it annoys the people behind you if you don't roll down your window until you get to the booth
- No, neither, "Well, you're in there, i'm not using the basket," nor, "Just testing your math!" are legitimate excuses for including 35 pennies in your payment.
- No, just because there's someone in the booth, it doesn't make the express lane like a regular lane.
- No, having a loud exhaust and/or leaning three quarters of the way back in your seat do not make you any more ghetto than the white bread town you're obviously heading towards.
- Yes, I can tell when you're being facetious when you greet me.
- Yes, it is difficult for me to give you directions when you keep talking over me and asking me to repeat myself.
- Yes, your jokes are retarded and I'm laughing at you, not with you.

Hmm, i think that coveres everything...no need for anything else.
Comments 
5th-Feb-2004 02:10 am (UTC)
HAHAHHAHAA
5th-Feb-2004 03:21 am (UTC)
OK... yes... that was hilarious... hah hah hah...
5th-Feb-2004 04:28 am (UTC) - Re:
this is what distracts me when they stick me in nightmare alley
5th-Feb-2004 04:11 am (UTC)
Hahaha, you're white bread.
5th-Feb-2004 04:28 am (UTC) - Re:
like you wouldn't fuckin believe, dude...
5th-Feb-2004 03:49 pm (UTC)
i love sarcasm.
6th-Feb-2004 03:26 am (UTC) - Re:
'tis a beautiful thing
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