When Did I Become Thirty?

or "Wait, there are people who were born in 1994?!"

28-year-old wannabe success story
7 July 1982
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Sup peepsicles! I suck at these things, so I'll just say this, if you want to know anything about me, and I mean anything, and I'm online, IM me. If you're friendly enough I'll answer any question you wanna ask.

Other than that...I'm a college graduate, finally, and I need a job...anyone need a voice-over artist/on-air talent/production crew member?

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